October 2011
1 post
An Apostrophe Makes all the Difference →
Oct 11th
July 2011
5 posts
Why are these people in my house? →
I don’t know if they know it or not, but this lovely couple owns and lives in my house. I’m going to need them to move.
Jul 15th
Jul 14th
Don't take away my comma →
I wanted to write a detailed description about this article and my views on the “oxford” comma, but when I got down to it all I could bring myself to write was: I agree.  
Jul 12th
“I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime...”
– Warren Buffett
Jul 9th
Oops
Its been almost exactly a year since my last Tumblr post. Whoops. I guess I kinda forgot about it. Not to fear though, now that I’ve rediscovered my account we can resume business as usual.  
Jul 9th
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June 2010
6 posts
“This salmon jerky is good! Oh it’s for dogs!? Whatever it’s...”
– Justin G.
Jun 25th
“I’m flattered you think I’m always pretty, but that’s kinda...”
– Becca G.
Jun 19th
http://gizmodo.com/5355990/this-clip-is-proof-that-birds-are-secretly-composers?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+gizmodo/full+(Gizmodo)
Jun 16th
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“You can never be too good at getting naked”
– Becca G.
Jun 9th
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May 2010
8 posts
Six Hotels - Harlequin Productions. Real. Live.... →
Tonight I will see this show.
May 28th
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A paraphrase
Me: When I need a new password I just move my fingers to the right one key and type the same pattern. Then, the following year when I need another, I move my fingers down a row.
Becca: You create passwords based on jazz squares?
Me: Well...yeah.
May 12th
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April 2010
8 posts
“You know what I never thought about?Robbin Hood was a communist.”
– Justin G.
Apr 23rd
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“How is sage green girly?! Your eyes are green. You have girly eyes.”
– Becca G.
Apr 18th
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Honda Element →
Anyone out there work for Honda? Feel like gifting me an Element? I wouldn’t say no. We could be best friends. 
Apr 9th
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March 2010
23 posts
Mar 31st
The conversation started with me suggesting a...
Brian: Do you like shopping?
Me: Uhhh...
Brian: I didn't mean that like "do you like my shorts."
Me: ...
Brian: What I should have said is "I hope you like shopping" cause that's what we're doing.
Mar 29th
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Paul Purvine
Paul: well, we killed three bottles of wine...and a fish.
Brandon: I'm putting that on the Internet.
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Dead Mario And Crucified Jesus - Mario - Kotaku →
Move over Michelangelo there’s a new La Pietá in town. 
Mar 20th
Mar 20th
WatchWatch
Wanna know why Apple can’t make deals with the TV Networks? | 9 to 5 Mac
Mar 19th
It's True
Becca: Do you know why dogs are great?
Me: Why?
Becca: 'Cause they like it when you burp in their face.
Mar 17th
Still, in 2010, The Only Venn Diagram You'll Ever... →
Mar 16th
Tree Railing →
Want.
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Microsoft's Courier 'digital journal': exclusive... →
They’ve taken some UI ideas from Apple, but the final product looks amazing. I love the idea of ditching the need for a keyboard (and the real estate they consume) by using a “pen”. There’s going to be a lot of comparison to the iPad, but the two products aren’t designed for the same purpose. The iPad is meant reading/web browsing/listening to music/watching video....
Mar 6th